Contributor Bio: Doug Lieblich

Doug Lieblich is a comedy writer based in Los Angeles. Nurtured in a small suburb in Long Island, Doug attended Yale University and graduated Magna Cum Boner in 2008 with a special boner in History. He is now a hilarious and wildly successful writer with respected credits including "Around the Couch Blog bio" (Drafts 1, 2, and 5).

Doug is a sexually active omnivore with basic motor and cognition skills. He can be found on grasslands, taigas, and an unkempt apartment in Hollywood.

As a professional, Doug will remind you that you can hire him for your very own comedy writing needs. Price billing is as follows:

Fart joke: 3 dollars

Joke involving a lobster: 5 dollars

Farting lobster joke: 7 dollars (bargain!)

Politically germane observation: (Pre-Herbert Hoover: $1.50) (Post-Herbert Hoover: 30 dubloons)