Doug is a sexually active omnivore with basic motor and cognition skills. He can be found on grasslands, taigas, and an unkempt apartment in Hollywood.
As a professional, Doug will remind you that you can hire him for your very own comedy writing needs. Price billing is as follows:
Fart joke: 3 dollars
Joke involving a lobster: 5 dollars
Farting lobster joke: 7 dollars (bargain!)
Politically germane observation: (Pre-Herbert Hoover: $1.50) (Post-Herbert Hoover: 30 dubloons)